February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
businessofmisery-:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
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leeeuh replied to your post: Is watermelon juice just water?
it’s an aphrodisiac.
No way.
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Is watermelon juice just water?
Anonymous asked: It's so hard not to eat. So much harder than I expected.
“Only a sick person is disappointed to be healthy.”
– (via miaismurder)
Aside from my mother being irrational, I actually had quite a lovely day today. So that’s nice.
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“What are you waiting for, Spring? This is California! Spring is just a...”
– Orchard Supply Hardware commercial I heard this morning
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I really dislike how my mom got mad at me because my phone was being glitchy and I had no means to communicate to her that I was going out to dinner after rehearsal. And it’s not my fault that she drove to the bart station and then waited for two hours, because she just assumed when I called her it meant that I was coming home on bart. I told her I was going to dinner. How was I supposed to...
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that moment when you take off your bra and you understand how the slaves felt when they were freed.
I need to internet less and work more. I hate staying up late to finish work but I also don’t have anyone to blame but myself. Anyway, I’m done. So goodfuckingnight and I will see you tomorrow.
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I could try this “the healthy way” but then I would have to eat normal amounts of food.
When your ginger ex-boyfriend likes a status about how much you like gingers.
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Cough drops and tea for everrrrrr.
A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
vondell-swain:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific...
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stephenell:
tonight i was thinking about something
do the guys who talk about how girls should “respect themselves” and “not be slutty” and how they “don’t need makeup ‘cause they’re all beautiful”
do they ever consider for a moment
that girls sometimes maybe want to feel attractive and wear short skirts or shirts that show more cleavage or wear makeup or just do certain things that make them...
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Tumblr, why do you think that showing me the same pop-up over and over again will make me change my mind about Missing e? Is your plan just to annoy me into uninstalling Missing e? Because it won’t work.
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Dear Republican candidates,
I really don’t appreciate the strange interest you have with the millions of uteruses across America. In fact, I find your interest in uteruses quite creepy. Please stop.
Sincerely, Concerned teenage girl
I really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I’m giving up religion for lent.
Stomach: fat
Legs: fat
Arms: fat
Face: fat
Reflection: fat
Me: fat
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It takes every ounce of my being not to call the facebook profile pictures out on their bad composition.
Friend: Journie, shut up. No one likes you.
Me: I like me.
Me: Haha, just kidding. No I don't.
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I stopped watching glee so when I see gifs of it on tumblr I seriously cannot even fathom how ridiculous the show has become.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Anonymous asked: So, I heard your Walk Through Hell cover and just... Wow. You're absolutely brilliant.
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